Saturday, December 17, 2011

Lamest Pick Up Line

So the blog hop is going strong and I have another post for you lovely readers. I like to keep things simple because 1) I have no patience, 2) I have a short attention span and 3) this should be fun. With that said. I thought I'd post a little of the chat from yesterday.

I was watching an episode of Charmed. Season 8, and Piper talked Paige into being a "hot babe" at the speed dating event at P3. So that inspired me to ask about Lame Pick Up Lines.
Here are the two from Charmed

Cute guy#1: Was you father a thief?
Paige: No. Why?
Cute guy: Because he stole the stars and put 'em in your eyes.

Cute guy#2: Yo, if I could rearrange the letters of the alphabets U & I would be together.

Oh I have more. The lovely readers and author contributed a few and I'm posting the top five here for your enjoyment.

This was from Emma Lai
Believe it or not I've heard, 
Him: "Are your legs tired?"
Me: "No. Why?"
Him: "Because they've been running through my mind."
Pretty sure that was on an episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Here's one from Shawn S.

"I love your shirt. It would look even better on the floor next to my bed."

One from J.S. Wayne

"Your legs look sore.Why don't you wrap them around me and relax?"

One from Jane Wakely
"I'm a secret agent..."

And I think this one has to be #1 Also from J.S.
 "If I told you you had a beautiful  body would you hold it against me?"

So there you have it. So what's the lamest pick up line you've heard?
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June M. said...

Him: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Him: When you fell from Heaven, angel?

June M.
manning_j2004 at

Jennifer August said...

Teehee! These are great!
How about:
Are your pants made of glass?
No, why?
Because I can see myself in them!

wlynnchantale said...

ROFL! Those are really good (bad) too June and Jennifer.

I'm going to ask my boys if they've heard any around school. It could be interesting to see what the 12-18 group has going on.

Unknown said...

"Are you lost?"
"Because I'm found, and we belong together."
No kidding - Army dude trying to pick me up in a club 25 years ago, lol.

Gena Robertson

geschumann said...

Oh man, those are great! I don't think I know of any, but I had a good laugh. Gloria

geschumann at live dot com

~Jane~ said...

Hi Lynn~

So glad you posted this blog! I'm still laughing!

I'm glad my "secret agent" made the cut...he still makes me laugh!
Maybe I should put that in a story somewhere?!!

Great post! :)


wlynnchantale said...

I have so lived a sheltered life. These lines are so GREAT. Has anyone ever fallen for them, without benefit of alcohol?

Jane you should do that.

Gloria, that's okay. As long as you were entertained that's all that matters.

Gena, lol that's a great line.

Keep 'em coming everybody. I'm enjoying these.

Linda Henderson said...

I haven't heard any really good ones lately but I'm enjoying reading these.

seriousreader at live dot com

marybelle said...

"My Mother is a Kennedy!!"


Anonymous said...

"Was that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?"


Merry Christmas!!! This blog is extremely fun <3

stacey siferd

nancy said...

I'm so old I can't remember any pick-up lines lame or otherwise.

Liz said...

This sucks its been so long since I had a date or even met a man I can't remember any pick up lines.
One was a phone number but heck its been over 20 years, heck its been 5 since i divorced
lzz25 at yahoo dot com

Nikki said...

I lost my number...can I borrow yours?

Did it hurt?
When you fell from the sky, because surely as beautiful as you are you must be an angel.


wanda f said...

Are you from tennessee? cause youre the only ten I see.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together

shadow_kohler said...

lol good pick up lines. so corny! hehe i cant think on any. thanks for the great giveaway! happy holidays!

EroticFiction Queen said...

Miss I just wanted to say thank you?
Me: why?
Cause your Beauty gave me my sight back

Like really...

wlynnchantale said...

Congrats Stacey. You've won a goodie bag and a copy of Santa's Naughty List