So the blog hop is going strong and I have another post for you lovely readers. I like to keep things simple because 1) I have no patience, 2) I have a short attention span and 3) this should be fun. With that said. I thought I'd post a little of the chat from yesterday.I was watching an episode of Charmed. Season 8, and Piper talked Paige into being a "hot babe" at the speed dating event at P3. So that inspired me to ask about Lame Pick Up Lines.
Here are the two from Charmed
Cute guy#1: Was you father a thief?
Paige: No. Why?
Cute guy: Because he stole the stars and put 'em in your eyes.
Cute guy#2: Yo, if I could rearrange the letters of the alphabets U & I would be together.
Oh I have more. The lovely readers and author contributed a few and I'm posting the top five here for your enjoyment.
This was from Emma Lai
Believe it or not I've heard,
Him: "Are your legs tired?"
Me: "No. Why?"
Him: "Because they've been running through my mind."
Pretty sure that was on an episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Here's one from Shawn S.
"I love your shirt. It would look even better on the floor next to my bed."
One from J.S. Wayne
"Your legs look sore.Why don't you wrap them around me and relax?"
One from Jane Wakely
"I'm a secret agent..."
One from Jane Wakely
"I'm a secret agent..."
And I think this one has to be #1 Also from J.S.
"If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
So there you have it. So what's the lamest pick up line you've heard?
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17 comments:
Him: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Him: When you fell from Heaven, angel?
June M.
manning_j2004 at yahoo.com
Teehee! These are great!
How about:
Are your pants made of glass?
No, why?
Because I can see myself in them!
ROFL! Those are really good (bad) too June and Jennifer.
I'm going to ask my boys if they've heard any around school. It could be interesting to see what the 12-18 group has going on.
"Are you lost?"
"No...why?"
"Because I'm found, and we belong together."
No kidding - Army dude trying to pick me up in a club 25 years ago, lol.
Gena Robertson
robertsongena@hotmail.com
Oh man, those are great! I don't think I know of any, but I had a good laugh. Gloria
geschumann at live dot com
Hi Lynn~
So glad you posted this blog! I'm still laughing!
I'm glad my "secret agent" made the cut...he still makes me laugh!
Maybe I should put that in a story somewhere?!!
Great post! :)
~Jane~
I have so lived a sheltered life. These lines are so GREAT. Has anyone ever fallen for them, without benefit of alcohol?
Jane you should do that.
Gloria, that's okay. As long as you were entertained that's all that matters.
Gena, lol that's a great line.
Keep 'em coming everybody. I'm enjoying these.
I haven't heard any really good ones lately but I'm enjoying reading these.
seriousreader at live dot com
"My Mother is a Kennedy!!"
marypres(AT)gmail(DOT)com
"Was that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?"
LOL
Merry Christmas!!! This blog is extremely fun <3
stacey siferd
bakinstuff@yahoo.com
I'm so old I can't remember any pick-up lines lame or otherwise.
This sucks its been so long since I had a date or even met a man I can't remember any pick up lines.
One was a phone number but heck its been over 20 years, heck its been 5 since i divorced
lzz25 at yahoo dot com
I lost my number...can I borrow yours?
Did it hurt?
What?
When you fell from the sky, because surely as beautiful as you are you must be an angel.
lol!!
viajeradelmar@aol.com
Are you from tennessee? cause youre the only ten I see.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together
flanagan@mebtel.net
lol good pick up lines. so corny! hehe i cant think on any. thanks for the great giveaway! happy holidays!
shadowluvs2read(at)gmail(dot)com
Miss I just wanted to say thank you?
Me: why?
Cause your Beauty gave me my sight back
Like really... Nyccl1982@yahoo.com
Congrats Stacey. You've won a goodie bag and a copy of Santa's Naughty List
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